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Better of Police Blotter 2022

Jan 1, 11:42 am Somebody shot a firework inside a financial institution and whereas it wasn’t on hearth, it was very smoky inside.

Jan 2, 4:17 a.m. Some consensual however loud exercise wakened an individual’s cat. The proprietor requested officers to advise the noisy neighbors that “7 am is noise-making time.”

Jan. 10, 9:38 am A lady at a motel instructed the housekeepers she was immortal.

Jan. 11, 9:45 a.m. A caller was involved {that a} low-flying Canadian goose was going to trigger an accident.

Jan. 13, 8:40 p.m. After being pulled out of a ditch, a girl floored the gasoline pedal of her automobile whereas nonetheless connected to the tow truck.

Jan. 15, 10:04 pm A gaggle that had spent 11 days in a resort ready for an Amtrak practice was consuming rather a lot.

Jan. 31, 7:26 pm A involved citizen thought a canine hanging out on the porch did not have sufficient porch house to stretch out.

Feb 3, 10:52 am Somebody thought it was mistaken that their neighbor was feeding previous Christmas bushes to their donkeys and horses.

Feb 6, 2:01 a.m. A half-naked man who mentioned he was “a lot drunk” drove a truck over the embankment.

Feb 9, 11:54 am A person with a bat was combating a person with a butter knife.

Feb. 13, 11:20 a.m. Somebody was having badger issues.

Feb 13, 9:52 pm A distressed caller reported that the “commode is backed up.” A follow-up name assured dispatch {that a} plunger was en route.

Feb. 17, 4:30 p.m. A card did a U-turn, pulled right into a gasoline station, pulled again onto the highway going within the authentic course, then did one other U-turn.

Feb 26, 1:35 p.m. Somebody reported a girl repeatedly “digging her face into the bottom,” however it turned out she was simply trying to nurse a frozen squirrel again to well being.

March 2, 3:29 pm A person was rolling round in a pair of Heelys with a pistol in his hand however appeared nonthreatening.

March 12, 2:42 pm A lady wished to file a report concerning suspicious habits occurring outdoors her window. The suspicious habits in query was somebody singing the lyrics to “Ring of Fireplace.”

March 18, 9:50 a.m. A lady was huffing from a twig paint can when it blew up on her face and acquired pink paint throughout her head.

March 20, 8:30 a.m. A caller heading to work reported seeing some juveniles “tweaked out within the alley.” One juvenile was chopping wooden whereas one other was smelling his skateboard.

March 30, 3:16 pm A person appeared to break down in the course of a area, however was simply laying right down to soak within the sunshine.

April 2, 1:24 am A person was not within the temper for partying.

April 7, 4:18 pm Somebody known as 911 then suggested that Kalispell legislation enforcement was “so hill-billy” they wanted to go to a metropolis to learn to deal with issues.

April 8, 7:53 am A person wished to eliminate his spouse’s goats and cats and wished to know if the meals financial institution would settle for them.

April 15, 8:52 am Somebody wished dispatch to cease Congress, and the Jehovah’s Witnesses.

April 18, 12:12 pm A member of a church donated the leftover Easter donuts to the police division.

April 22, 9:27 pm An intoxicated lady tried to defend her husband’s honor towards a passing canine.

April 23, 6:45 am A window cleaner sought recommendation after studying somebody reported him as a “peeping Tom.”

April 29, 9:13 pm A passerby reported seeing a bonfire in a entrance yard that was “too near a small baby and a full-sized propane tank.”

April 30, 12:16 am A person was involved his spouse had employed a hitman however could not articulate why he suspected her.

Might 1, 1:08 am Somebody’s storage door opened and closed of his personal volition.

Might 7, 9:14 am Somebody reported listening to a canine bark, then gunshots, after which no extra barking.

Might 8, 1:30 p.m. A number of ducklings had fallen down a storm drain, leaving the mom duck in misery.

Might 15, 10:45 am A passing hearth engine reported a person standing in his yard in his underwear. The person in query mentioned he was simply getting some solar because it lastly appeared like winter was over.

Might 20, 1:39 pm A person reported that his neighbor saved telling him to return over for intercourse as a part of a sacrifice to “no matter she worships.”

Might 21, 5:13 pm A lady driver stopped her truck, climbed by means of the shattered rear window into the mattress of the pickup to seize a Bud Mild, then acquired again within the cab and drove off.

Might 23, 1:59 pm An individual known as 911 to say that the law enforcement officials at the moment with him have been attempting to “unofficially” arrest him and he wished new ones.

Might 30, 7:26 am A properly dressed man parked on personal property and started digging in a close-by ditch, telling passersby that there was “gold right here too.”

June 4, 9:28 am A person sporting black pants was selecting dandelions from the facet of the highway.

June 5, 1:34 am Somebody stole beer from a gasoline station, however left behind their keys and a few mail by chance.

June 6, 9:01 am A lacking baby, final seen sporting unicorn boots, was discovered of their mother and father’ automobile.

June 7, 3:17 am A person reported there was a bear within the parking zone. He could not see what sort of bear it was, however he might scent it, which is how he knew it was a bear.

June 8, 6:58 pm A 73-year-old lady who suspected she was regularly being robbed instructed legislation enforcement she was rigging her again door with a shotgun so the subsequent individual to open it will get shot.

June 17, 6:37 pm A cat ran right into a neighbor’s yard and the neighbor wouldn’t let the proprietor come get it. Legislation enforcement decided the cat was to stay within the neighbor’s yard “till it chooses to return residence.”

June 24, 10:10 a.m. Somebody stole a big hanging basket of flowers from a porch and left a petal path behind them.

July 8, 10:35 am A person who stopped site visitors as a way to assist transfer a turtle out of the roadway was instructed not to do this once more.

July 10, 4:15 pm A lady who was yelling that the birds despatched her to speak in regards to the Bible was chased out of a yard.

July 11, 3:33 pm A person was “on the finish of his rope about his neighbor’s chickens.” He instructed dispatch that if the neighbors cannot preserve their chickens from roaming, they’d begin disappearing.

July 12, 2 a.m. A black bear was treed in a yard and the home-owner was involved about her good friend who was sleeping in a hammock beneath the tree. Legislation enforcement suggested her to wake her good friend de ella and let her sleep inside de ella.

July 16, 11:23 am A lady was involved about banging noises coming from upstairs, particularly because the visitors staying in the home had checked out a number of hours earlier. The caller was embarrassed when she discovered it was the dryer inflicting the ruckus.

July 19, 9:59 pm A caller who reported a wounded stray cat that wanted to be put down was suggested that legislation enforcement considers cats “free spirits” and might’t do something about it.

July 22, 10:25 pm Roughly six shady avenue folks have been doing “felonious actions.”

July 27, 1:43 pm A caller reported their coworker was sitting in “a pair grapefruit sized puddles of blood.”

July 28, 9:10 pm A person misplaced all of the bales off his truck however didn’t discover. Drivers behind him stopped and pulled all 20 hay bales out of the highway and stacked them properly on the sidewalk.

Aug 1, 8:24 am 2:04 pm The proprietor of a $1,200 Persian rug reported that it was stolen after he left it hanging out in a single day.

Aug 3 10:48 pm Somebody reported a black bear roaming the neighborhood, however then mentioned “I assume it would not matter till somebody will get eaten.”

Aug 8, 9:42 pm To precise his displeasure on the neighbors’ chickens, a person sprayed bear spray throughout the yard on the rooster coop.

Aug 11, 11:13 am Somebody who was given a quotation the earlier night wished to inform a sergeant that the officer who gave out the quotation was “respectful and tremendous cool.”

Aug 23, 9:27 pm A person was involved his daughter was being held hostage in a category, however later discovered he had gotten the time the category ended mistaken by an hour.

Aug 29, 6:15 p.m. After being struck by a automobile, a raccoon handed away and his raccoon good friend appeared to “labored up.”

Sept. 5, 11:41 a.m. A person grew to become more and more agitated as he yelled at dispatch for taking his scissors.

Sept. 8, 1:50 p.m. A person known as dispatch to report somebody had stolen his pizza, however he efficiently chased down the perpetrator, acquired his pie again, and wished to press costs.

Sept. 19, 10:31 a.m. A person was chasing some geese on foot, however after failing to catch them acquired in his automobile and tried to run them over.

Sept. 19, 6:02 p.m. A person sporting nothing however fish internet stockings and excessive heels was sitting in a truck at an area automobile dealership.

Sept. 21, 4:36 p.m. Some folks have been driving over curbs in a parking zone attempting to lasso deer.

Sept. 22, 6:07 p.m. A lady requested an officer’s presence whereas she retrieved her taco sauce, clothes and a step stool from her ex-boyfriend’s home.

Sept. 28, 10:24 a.m. A person saved rambling on about God, Woman Gaga and fight.

Sept. 29, 4:09 p.m. A person bought a lamp for $800 after which purchased some medication.

Oct 2, 3:49 p.m. Site visitors was stalled as a consequence of a barbecue grill left in the course of a highway.

Oct 3, 9:19 a.m. A young person was freaking out as a result of his mother and father instructed him to go to highschool.

Oct 6, 7:36 p.m. As was his weekly routine, a neighbor acquired drunk, went outdoors and yelled on the neighborhood.

Oct. 12, 8:34 a.m. A paranoid couple was able to defend their residence with steak knives and bear spray.

Oct 14, 6:49 p.m. A mother wished to report the “skittle squad” that consists of children utilizing chalk to jot down and draw profanity all around the tennis courts.

Oct. 17, 9:02 a.m. Some youngsters have been stacking picnic tables.

Oct. 21, 2:48 a.m. A person with a chilly sore wished a hearth truck to cruise by his home to ensure it wasn’t on hearth. It wasn’t.

Oct. 26. 8:25 p.m. A person known as requesting that officers take away a girl from his property. When he requested who she was, the person replied “your mother.”

Oct. 30, 9:57 p.m. An officer responding to a name a couple of bear discovered 12 deer, three cats and a raccoon, however no bear.

Nov 2, 12:17 am Somebody reported {that a} lady was taking part in basketball, which at the moment of night time have to be a gang-related exercise.

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